Sunday, 15 November 2009
You Like Me NO?
Most times I am a shy, quiet guy.
I blush a lot.
I don't know how it works,
I just do. Blush. A lot.
If I don't know you, and you come to me and start a conversation,
I Will Blush!
I am Shy.
But some people who know me as an entertainer just don't get this.
'Cos When I sing, see, that's another story.
I am in my element there you see.
That is where my confidence shines.
And some people take this confidence as arrogance!
This upsets me.
Now in fairness, these people are in the minority.
But still, It upsets me.
Why? I dunno, is it because I want to please everybody?
Do I want everyone to like me?
I know I can't please everyone,
Or expect everyone to like me.
I see 99% of my audience enjoying my show.
But That 1% with the frown still bothers me.
Why do I focus my attention on that tiny minority?
Why, when it is obvious that most people are having fun,
Do I still want that puss faced guy to get into the groove?
A Guy who Disney Himself could not please.
And for fuck sake,
Is THAT not the cutest kid you have ever seen?
SEE? I am such a softie!
Could it be I am longing for a new bairn?
At my age?
And me with the snip a decade ago?
'Tis a longin' fer the grandchildren it must be?
But we can wait! Seriously, kids, we CAN wait!
(I do love nothing better than holding a wee one in me arms though!)
Oh Jesus don't get me started on babies!