I missed watching THE big game, in the pub of my choice, with my pal.
Where was I?
I was entertaining one of my senior groups at their Christmas party.
Timed to coincide exactly with the start and finish times of THE game.
But I had great fun. And so did they.
(That's worth 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,002 points on the 'being nice to yer elders' scale. I'm that much away from a secure seat in Heaven!)
(There was a 'Secret Millionaire' in the audience! Maybe he'll adopt me?)
I had warned my pal, 'Don't text the result!' 'I'm gonna watch it when I get home.'
'Doodle oodo, Doodle oodo, Doodle oodo do!' (can you hear the text alert??)
'We're THROUGH! Can you pick us up from the pub on yer way home?!'
I'm such a good Samaritan!
But, WE'RE FECKIN' THROUGH!!