The last one could be placed just below the sign that welcomes folk to Drumchapel. Don't be giving away to many secrets aboot the way in which mah lot speak, ya wee heid-the-baw ye.At least we dinnae talk like a bunch o ragtag travellers fae the brawling back-end scrag o Craggy Island. Wait a wee minute here, actually... aye, we do. Ya wee bast yis!
Come back, all is forgiven!
...and in Australian?
Like an Irvine Welsh novel, it is.
Erm is it in French? ;)
uh, well, ok then, bubba...xoxoxox