I am a bad daddy.
I forgot that my baby was being confirmed on the 3rd of March.
(My pal 'Paul the Plumber' says "lets go ta Glasgow on the 2nd of March for the game", booked the flights, tickets, hotel!)
"Aye" says I! (I might even meet a PAL!)
Gonna have to miss the game. (Sadly!)
But my baby comes FIRST!
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