Thursday, 17 February 2011

Listen & Learn With Uncle Map


Now, are we all seated? Yes?
Ok.
Today's lesson.

Never EVER wash your dirty hubcaps in the bath!

NEVER!

17 comments:

  1. :-) You're fired! :-)

    A little Comet (abrasive cleaner) will clear that right up...

    Pearl

    p.s. From here, your bathtub looks EXACTLY like mine. Wait a minute. Are you at my house? Washing your hubcaps?!!!! Dammit, Map!!

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  2. Pearl; It's all clean now! (That's a pic wot I stole from the interwebs, I daren't show you a pic of my tub, it was much worse!) :¬)

    xxx

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  3. That's nothing compared to what you've done in the kitchen sink. Ahhhh go on.. tell me I'm wrang.

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  4. Al Jolson's house?
    dammit I am going tae hell for that one.
    Cheers anyway...

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  5. while i confess to many a unique and extraordinary and creative uses for my own bathtub, dear map, i cannot say that i have done ANYthing with hubcaps in it!!! hubcaps, map, for real?!! but, now that the cat's outta the bag, so to speak, from your pal, dearie, if you'll tell all you've done in the kitchen sink, i might share one or two of my own little secrets - can't promise, but i mention it in an attempt to get at the whole picture here!!! ;)

    too funny, mister map!!!

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  6. Good thing you cleaned up after yourself or Mrs. Map would have your head on a platter!!! A bucket of hot soapy water outside would have been a better idea, yeah? xoxoxo

    And yes, do tell what's with the kitchen sink... Jimmy now has us all quite curious! ;-)

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  7. kind of like washing the dog in the kitchen sink?

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  8. Okay...I was just about to do that. Thank god you've warned me.

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  9. hold on. you WASH your hubcaps??? damn, sugar, i don't even what to know what you did in the kitchen sink! xoxoxx

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  10. jimmy; You promised, you swore, you told me 'hand on heart' THAT story would never come out! You SWORE Jimmy! I was weak, what can I say? I gave in! :¬)

    Sausage; That was Bad! baaaaad! :¬)

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  11. GYPSYWOMAN; NO ONE ever needs to know the 'kitchen sink' drama. NO ONE!! :¬)

    xxx


    Pon; That shall remain a secret forever between Jimmy and me! FOREVER! :¬)

    xxx

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  12. debra; Ya, but a dog covered in that black shit wot covers hubcaps ya? :¬)

    xxx

    Leah: Thank fuck I got there in time! :¬)

    xxx

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  13. sav; I washed the hubcaps for the first time evah! AND NEVER WILL AGAIN SUGAR! Life is TOO short to wash hubcaps or peel garlic! :¬)

    xoxoxox

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  14. I'm guessing you got death threats for this one Map

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  15. I'm guessing your life insurance policy better be up to date, cos Missus Map would've thrown a right wobble if her bath had been left in that state!
    Bummer you won't get to see the game, but nice to see the Big J has re-entered the cyberworld :-)

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  16. Next you'll be telling me you use the food mixer to mix paint.

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  17. Tempo; All was well and truly shiny before Mrs. Map came home. And a lovely dinner on the table too! And wine. :¬)

    Jayne; There'll be more games. :¬)

    xxx

    Pat; Pat, noo need to mix paint these days, but the food mixer is great for getting grout to the right consistency! :¬)

    xxx

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