Dear Lord, Mr. Map is a good man, a family man, his wee joke was not intended for harm but for jocularity and good times. Please take into consideration that he is a proud Irishman and a friend of JB. In other words give him a wee break. Cheers, Sausage.... Who like Bon Scott said is on the Highway to Hell....
The air hummed briefly as the sticky sharpness of the razor sliced through the air. A new crimson blush now complimented the indignant blench of his one unslashed cheek. ‘Holy Jaysus’ he managed to scream seconds before the stubby kitchen knife entered his terror widened eye and instantly ended his comical slant on blue religion in a green bar.
Poor patter and misguided belief in a faith had claimed yet another lost soul. Tree ghosts and darkened hedges alone bore witness to his religious humour as he lay cold beneath the lonely shallow of the earth.
Aye.. all of them live and aimed low ya hoor. I'll be a while longer at the bar if you care to pull on your coat and join me for a tour of the top shelf.
few are the times that i am left without words - this being one when mere words are simply inadequate - so just save me a stool there at the bar - i'll be there shortly -
This is particularly satisfying if you have those bloody things strewn about the family room, as I do.
ReplyDeleteUB; You too? Pesky religious icons! :¬)
ReplyDeleteHey, I didn't know Mary was a Centaur!!! Ha. How's that for confusing... mixing religious bunk with mythology. ;-)
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If Hell exists, we'll meet up :)
ReplyDeletewell, you will certainly be in good company, map! ;)
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Well it's almost a donkey.
ReplyDeletePon; Isn't it all storytelling? :¬)
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hope; Indeed! :¬)
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Kim; I sure do hope we don't have to wait until then pal! :¬)
ReplyDeleteGYPSYWOMAN; It'll one 'hell' of a campfire! :¬)
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Pat; You're as bold as I am!
(Best of luck with the Sunday roast!) :¬)
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nothing quite like riding there on a pink pony, is there, Map :-)
ReplyDeleteWell, looks like that's one to ride bareback and without reins. You'd think she'd know where to take you. ;)
ReplyDelete...and when you get there you're going to suffer... (I hear it's 24/7 reruns of Mork and Mindy)
ReplyDeleteI'll see you when you get there--I'll even buy the first round
ReplyDeleteI want one of those!
ReplyDeleteDear Lord,
ReplyDeleteMr. Map is a good man, a family man, his wee joke was not intended for harm but for jocularity and good times. Please take into consideration that he is a proud Irishman and a friend of JB. In other words give him a wee break.
Cheers, Sausage....
Who like Bon Scott said is on the Highway to Hell....
This explains the stable then....
ReplyDeleteThe air hummed briefly as the sticky sharpness of the razor sliced through the air. A new crimson blush now complimented the indignant blench of his one unslashed cheek. ‘Holy Jaysus’ he managed to scream seconds before the stubby kitchen knife entered his terror widened eye and instantly ended his comical slant on blue religion in a green bar.
ReplyDeletePoor patter and misguided belief in a faith had claimed yet another lost soul. Tree ghosts and darkened hedges alone bore witness to his religious humour as he lay cold beneath the lonely shallow of the earth.
debra; And one with a rainbow on it's arse too! :¬)
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Jayne; So many openings for puns in your comment, but I will resist temptation, if only for today! :¬)
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Tempo; Ah, M&M, I quite liked that show! :¬)
ReplyDeleteClyde; So, you intend getting there before I do then? (Mine's a Guinness!) :¬)
Madame DF; Then you shall have one, in any colour you fancy! (As long as it's pink!) :¬)
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Sausage; Ta for puttin' in a good word for me, I didn't know ye's was on such goo terms with Lordy! :¬)
Ryan; See, the truth is coming out at last! :¬)
Anon; Your presence is greatly appreciated.
ReplyDeleteDéanann sé mo chroi éirigh suas i mo chliabhrach!
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Map - I am Scottish after all...
ReplyDeleteBlue religion in a green bar!!
ReplyDeleteHello anonymous.
saoirse, http://glasgowjimmy.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteJimmy; Welcome back my dear pal!
ReplyDeleteIt's ALL good news today. All good! :¬)
(You owe me SO many feckin' rounds pal!)
Aye.. all of them live and aimed low ya hoor. I'll be a while longer at the bar if you care to pull on your coat and join me for a tour of the top shelf.
ReplyDeleteJimmy; Nothing would give me more pleasure (I lie!) pal! Surely there's every chance of a 'lock-in' being the night thats in it> Ha!
ReplyDeletefew are the times that i am left without words - this being one when mere words are simply inadequate - so just save me a stool there at the bar - i'll be there shortly -
ReplyDeleteGYPSYWOMAN; Come, join the party! :¬)
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already there, map! ;)
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