Saturday, 6 February 2010

I Can't Get My Finger In!

I've got a pimple inside my nose!

What's that all about?

17 comments:

  1. Maybe you should see a noseologist. Either that, or keep your finger out of it.

    I have a post up about Kate's poem.

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  2. Stick a sewing needle in there... steady as she goes buddy.

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  3. That's gross, been there myself. TCP and pin. Works a treat.

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  4. Have you been inserting a mini razor? Smear some Savlon or the like up it. Sorry that sounds a bit Dad's Army but you know what I mean:)

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  5. An EXCELLENT metaphor for life itself! There will always be a pimple where you can’t get to it. Always a place where you can’t stick your finger in.

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  6. ok, sugar, someone has to say it:

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    xoxoxooxox

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  7. Oh been there myself, Map. If you manage to poke it with a pin, use a cotton swab dipped in a bit of rubbing alcohol to make sure it's cleaned out. It'll sting but that'll do the trick.

    You get them there cuz there's hair growing (and you can't tell me you don't have any hair up there!). A pimple's just an infected hair follicle...

    We all know as men get older, even if there is less hair on top, there's always more and more growing out the ears and nose... ;-)

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  8. First...what savannah said.

    Second...Ponita is right.

    Third...just your body's way of making you feel like a teenager. ;)

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  9. Ouchies! Hope you've managed to use some of the good advice above, and you've managed to get rid! :)

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  10. yeah - thirding Sav and Hope - my advice is better drugs

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  11. Charlie; Fuck, ALL the noseologists close at 5 here. Bastards!

    Thanks for the thumbs up for my baby! :¬)

    Pearl; more like 'aaaaaaaahhhhhh!' :¬)

    xxx

    @eloh; Oh no! NO fucking needles!

    xxx

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  12. Madame DF; TCP? Thats even worse than needles!

    xxx

    Pat; Yeah, Savlon (can you still get that?) on my big fingers up my nose? Dad's Army indeed!)

    xxx

    UB; That's me. Just one big fuckin' metaphor!

    :¬)

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  13. Sav; Oh get over it girl! (It's still early here, so how de game goin'? Saints???) :¬)

    xoxoxoxoxoxo

    Pon; Tell me! I'm sick to feck of hairs where they should not, or at least, where I would rather not they be! But the nose ones? Mother!!

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  14. hope; I've had bad skin since the age of 14! You would think a lad would be used to it by now? NO!

    (I am forever stuck in 'Teenager'! Acne scars!)

    xxx

    Helga; I have learned, through many years of experience, to just let the buggers ride themselves out!

    xxx

    Lulu; Drugs? You got some? Well you DO live with 70's Popstars! Yeah?

    xxx

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  15. Map, I must say you are a breath of fresh air. No wading through Elysian fields of flowers with faeries sparkling at the top of the page or ponderously analysing literature with your head up your backside and your dictionary at hand. Nope. You're just sitting here with a pimple in your nose, po'd about it, God love you (as they say in these parts). My only advice: this too shall pass.

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  16. Tui, I try to be as honest as I can here, I'm a fairly down to earth fella and what you see is what you get! :¬)

    xxx

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