Monday, 5 August 2013

The Ma, Mam, Mama, Maaaaaaaaaaam!

She doesn't like it.
Being called 'Ma'!
We do it just to annoy her.
She prefers 'Mam', or 'Mama'.
So we call her 'Ma'!
Cos she annoys the fuck out of us.
Always has, always will!
Ma is 88 today.
I offered to have a party in my gaff for her, but she said "Why would I want a party? I don't drink whiskey anymore!"
I said "OK, but WE DO!!"
She (who must be obeyed!) may or may not let us know if she will have a party!
I love her anyhoo!

Happy Birthday Ma, I LOVE YOU!  :)

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5 comments:

  1. Exile on Pain Street5 August 2013 at 17:55

    88. One for each key. Okay, then. A toast to Mam. Time to stop picking on her.

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  2. Ponita in Real Life5 August 2013 at 20:47

    A Very Happy Birthday to your Mam! (I called my mum 'Ma' to annoy her too, only it didn't work.) So the annoying ability runs in the family then, does it? ;-) xoxoxo

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  3. Ms Quotes6 August 2013 at 04:19

    Many happy returns to Mama Maps!!!

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  4. hope6 August 2013 at 07:37

    Then I'll put an American twist on it and say HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!

    Hey, you should show her a little respect on her day, right? :)
    x

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  5. Pat7 August 2013 at 04:07

    Bad boy!
    I hope Mum had a lovely day.
    We once overheard my mother telling someone:
    'Your children are a great disappointment to you!'
    We never let her forget it!

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