Mary; "Johnny, I have somthin' ta tell ya"
Johnny; "ah fuck Mary, wha' da fuck is it now?"
Mary; "I tink I don't love ya no more Johnny".
Johnny; " ah fuck Mary, that means that we have to call off da wedding, and ruin everybody's day, which they were all lookin' forward to, not to mention the BAND who were depending on the fee we were giving them, which, when you think about it , is their only source of income, and them having college going kids, must be a major kick in the hole! Maybe we should just go through the motions, just for their sakes, huh?"
No brainer!
Yeah, bastards split up without tellin' US!!
So NO wedding tonight!
People can be SO inconsiderate!
Bastard brides, always thinking of themselves!
The BAND? Does anyone ever think of the BAND?
We Can't survive on a 10% deposit!
Have you never heard of D.I.V.O.R.C.E.?
B.A.N.D???
They should have the party anyway... I would... the party is usually the only good bit.
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yeah, i would have had the party anyway...i mean, hell, all the food was there anyway, you had the place and man, the band was ready! xoxoxo
ReplyDelete(where did you find that picture? it's priceless!)
They should have a splitting up party and hire you for that. And pay you double for being such inconsiderate bastards, obviously.
ReplyDeletethat photo looks like it came straight from your bukakke collection.
ReplyDeletenot that i'd know what THAT is.
just saying.
Yep..why let perfectly good food go to waste? They should use the celebratory food as a party for the BAND. :)
ReplyDeletePeople don't seem to realise what weddings are for sometimes, ridiculous, the woman is plainly a fool.
ReplyDeleteScarlet; the party is ALWAYS the good bit when we are the entertainment. xxx
ReplyDeleteSav; always ready! Can't remember where the pic came from, it was found after closing time. xoxox
Anna; haven't done one of those yet. Good idea.
the Projectivist; ahem....
hope; ANOTHER good idea!
Eryl; plainly indeed! Thank you.
(I'm with the Projectionist, something weird gong on there....)
ReplyDeleteComplete fools. If she comes back with a new man, don't offer her a discount.
Madame DF; that pic was taken off tinterweb after a 'few' bevvies at the local. I've only just noticed the gun!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, COMPLETELY foolish people!