tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post3822235158251561831..comments2023-10-16T07:53:09.383-07:00Comments on Maurcheen: No Churchmaurcheenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03215471605629080153noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-46941695967493926442012-10-14T05:32:31.823-07:002012-10-14T05:32:31.823-07:00"Mama always said life was like a box of choc..."Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."<br> <br>Do you think Mrs. Gump came to this conclusion after she gave birth to anon?Chef Fileshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-47878620655915234812012-10-14T04:22:58.256-07:002012-10-14T04:22:58.256-07:00Chef; I remember the first girlfriend to ever see ...Chef; I remember the first girlfriend to ever see my 'Walnut Whip' saying ''Who the feck is that gonna satisfy?'' To which I replied ''Me!''<br><br>As for 'Anon', maybe they were attracted by all the talk of (Belgian) chocolate?mapstewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-41505901263471696342012-10-13T21:03:03.073-07:002012-10-13T21:03:03.073-07:00Ahh now, if it had been man-love that was on my mi...Ahh now, if it had been man-love that was on my mind I would have suggested chocolate fondant with extra nuts. The rumours are that you already have a walnut whip about you, so further humiliation is no required.<br><br>I too was visited by anon. Insecurity is a terrible thing, but also a terribly funny thing, depending on how you approach it.<br><br>See you in the bar at 6, Chef Map.Chef Fileshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-21463587272147877742012-10-13T19:19:24.375-07:002012-10-13T19:19:24.375-07:00Anon; Seriously, you think I'm going to give a...Anon; Seriously, you think I'm going to give a decent reply to an anon?<br><br>UB; Conspiracy me arse!mapstewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-50338603617158834342012-10-13T15:28:05.467-07:002012-10-13T15:28:05.467-07:00Now, THAT'S the kind of worship I can respect....Now, THAT'S the kind of worship I can respect. Over the years my feeling for la church have gone from casual indifference to an almost outright hostility. If Chef covers you with chocolate, can I watch?<br><br>@ Anon: Interesting conspiracy theory.The Unbearable Banishmenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05704208968630911021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-4837993487982305472012-10-13T13:46:31.371-07:002012-10-13T13:46:31.371-07:00Madame D once told me that you and Jimbo the chef ...Madame D once told me that you and Jimbo the chef are the same person. So are you really a caberet singer or a cook?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-84432058721839567962012-10-12T20:07:44.313-07:002012-10-12T20:07:44.313-07:00hope; The man doth protest too much? He loves me, ...hope; The man doth protest too much? He loves me, I know, it's sweet! :¬)<br><br>xxxmapstewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-85369619604110337442012-10-12T15:43:31.140-07:002012-10-12T15:43:31.140-07:00Aw guys, come on! Chocolate, especially dark choc...Aw guys, come on! Chocolate, especially dark chocolate, is as sacred to me as Jameson is to you! It is not for <br>preserving your friends.<br> <br>Preserving your friendships perhaps... ;)<br>xxhopehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03306622656461205674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-72857389194100798512012-10-12T10:00:23.361-07:002012-10-12T10:00:23.361-07:00Chef; It isn't every day that a man offers to ...Chef; It isn't every day that a man offers to cover me in chocolate... :¬)mapstewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-49385798638827516892012-10-12T09:58:37.320-07:002012-10-12T09:58:37.320-07:00hope; Have no fear my friend, I've many a song...hope; Have no fear my friend, I've many a song to sing yet! :¬)<br><br>xxxmapstewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-3991281392453708402012-10-12T08:58:35.206-07:002012-10-12T08:58:35.206-07:00I'm having you coated in chocolate to give Sio...I'm having you coated in chocolate to give Siobhans wee goat a treat.Chef Fileshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-24991909959014607072012-10-12T07:24:49.509-07:002012-10-12T07:24:49.509-07:00I like the sentiment. Kindly do not put the plan ...I like the sentiment. Kindly do not put the plan into work any time soon. ;)hopehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03306622656461205674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-37016146626451056782012-10-12T06:14:45.221-07:002012-10-12T06:14:45.221-07:00Sausage; I'm not one to boast but, no blue pil...Sausage; I'm not one to boast but, no blue pills needed, alive OR dead! :¬)mapstewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-17280224088011524712012-10-12T06:13:42.998-07:002012-10-12T06:13:42.998-07:00Pat; I'm going nowhere soon! :¬)xxxPat; I'm going nowhere soon! :¬)<br><br>xxxmapstewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-19128960816396460472012-10-12T06:13:09.532-07:002012-10-12T06:13:09.532-07:00Joey; Yes! :¬)Joey; Yes! :¬)mapstewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-85077715114248757492012-10-12T06:12:50.135-07:002012-10-12T06:12:50.135-07:00Chef; Funny, but I quite like the idea of being im...Chef; Funny, but I quite like the idea of being imortalised! :¬)mapstewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-75936063855921452432012-10-12T04:50:52.743-07:002012-10-12T04:50:52.743-07:00I wonder if the Chef will take you on a whirlwind ...I wonder if the Chef will take you on a whirlwind tour?<br>Chef - pop a viagra in the man so you have somewhere to keep your umbrella as well.<br>Long live the Mapstew!Sausagehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-26868189342023307152012-10-12T01:47:29.332-07:002012-10-12T01:47:29.332-07:00Not yet awhile I trust.Not yet awhile I trust.Pathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01529798893653033970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-4002120734899841352012-10-11T22:26:19.931-07:002012-10-11T22:26:19.931-07:00Yeah sensible not to be left alone with a priest. ...Yeah sensible not to be left alone with a priest. :DLL Cool Joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13916666100971008775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1000240716876915556.post-78192844085575229372012-10-11T20:38:13.835-07:002012-10-11T20:38:13.835-07:00Very succinct little ditty you have penned here si...Very succinct little ditty you have penned here sir. Quite intelligent for such an ungodly hour of the day.<br><br>Sadly, there will be no hole for your good self. I have decided to buy your worthless hide and have the body stuffed and mounted in my hallway to hang my hat and coat on.<br><br>I have a gent calling on you later today to take a few dims down on paper. Worry yourself not, he just wants to see how big the battery pack will be so that we can get you motorised for when we move your hand you sing ballads for my guests.<br><br>I might ask him to make you taller while he is at it.Chef Fileshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.com